The Republic of Satan Island is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.155 billion Satan Islandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Satan Islandian economy, worth 93.7 trillion regions a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,227 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satan Island's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Satan Island is ranked 230,616^th in the world and 6,969^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 187.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.